Marcus Jordan and Larsa Pippen posing

It’s still hard to believe that Michael Jordan’s son is in a relationship with his former teammate Scottie Pippen’s ex-wife, yet it’s exactly the case. And they’re apparently planning on getting married.

As if having his son shack up with Scottie’s former WAG isn’t embarrassing enough, that son wants the former Bulls star to play an important role in their wedding.

Marcus Jordan and Larsa Pippe appeared on ‘Pablo Torre Finds Out’ this week and, when asked whether his father would give a toast, Marcus revealed he wants him to be his best man as it would be in line with family tradition, albeit in line with nothing else.

“I was the best man at his wedding and the best man at my brother’s wedding,” Marcus explained. “And so obviously, we’ll keep that tradition going.”

Why MJ would want no part of this needs no explaining. He already said out loud that he did not approve of the relationship; it would be wild if he decided to be Marcus’s best man.

Of course, the internet had a lot to say. You can see some of the reactions here:

The lack of self awareness is truly astounding pic.twitter.com/smIoSrgfgv

— peanut butter and jealous (@missed_3pointer) October 31, 2023

Marcus added that, if he has it his way, he and Larsa are going to have two wedding ceremonies: a private one for their families and a public one for television.

Way to rub it in.